Man, I could be taking the best photos tonight at a party in the Graceland Suite of the Heartbreak Hotel, but instead I’m going to bed early for tomorrow’s training shift and a meeting with corporate brass. I could go to the party but I’d be pushing my limits. I’d risk missing my alarm clock. I’d [...]
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Am I on some sort of blog strike or what? I dunno. Fun fact! Historically I have not been close with large groups of girls. Related fun fact! I typically do not enjoy girls-only events because they are pretty much just like this.* *But less funny.** **Obviously, none of this is annoying if I [...] Where have I been all your lives? I dunno. Around. Here, [...] I believe this went viral a few weeks ago, but if you haven’t seen this seatbelt commercial from the Sussex Safer Roads Partnership, you must. It’s a work of art. YouTube [...] People like cats, right? And the Internet, right? I think I’m really onto something with the “cats on the Internet” idea I made up [...] Right here at the bitter end of 2009, I’ve realized I’ve made a huge mistake. A grievous error. I wasted the whole year. It’s a tragedy, truly. My biggest regret in a year of colossally regretful events is that it took me all year to see the video for Shakira’s single “She-Wolf” and its vastly more entertaining [...] My writing veins have bled pulverized stone for a month. But I’ll send this blip into the atmosphere. I’m a sucker for Michael Cera (me and everyone else, right?) and I know the filmmakers knew JUST what they were doing when they cast him in “Youth in Revolt,” a movie about a nerdy, timid kid constructing [...] Now that MTV has apparently stopped updating online content for their hilarious mockery of real-life douchebaggery, Is She Really Going Out With Him?, I guess I’ll have to just watch [...] The latest video from Improv Everywhere, a group of NYC-based “undercover agents” who, well, do improv everywhere. In public around people who don’t expect it. This one is a musical and although entertaining throughout, it breaks the ‘awesome’ threshold right around the [...] |
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