Repugnant IM Chats, Chapter 7: “I MAY have SORT OF…crapped my pants.”

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Night Bowel: man…
Night Bowel: something bad happened
Kerry: what?
Night Bowel: ok… well…
Night Bowel: i tell you this ONLY because you’re my friend
Night Bowel: and i also tell you this with complete candor and contrition
Night Bowel: with my head hung LOW
Kerry: ok…
Night Bowel: i MAY have SORT OF…. crapped my pants
Kerry: [...]

Repugnant IM Chats Chapter 6: A Stanturd Experience (From the Archives!)

Originally posted in March 2008 here and added to the Repugnant IM Chats list today here.

A Stan-turd Experience

In keeping with this site’s scatological theme as of late, here’s an IM conversation held Sunday between me and my very good friend, Adam.

Kerry: i did totally just take a dump
Adam: how was it?
Kerry: fine. i take a [...]

Repugnant IM Chats Chapter 5

Kerry: well, technically, you could get cancer from HPV, so yeah, you could get cancer from sex.
Kerry: but not parkinsons disease. you can’t get that from sex.
Diana: or mad cow
Kerry: mad cow disease is the reason i DON’T get sex.
Diana: HAHA
Diana: did I ever tell you that I can’t give blood because I might have mad [...]

Repugnant IM Chats: Chapter 4

Not repugnant, but seedy and still hilarious:

Kerry: and if this isn’t a clear sign that i need either A) more to do at work, or more to do at home… i don’t know what is.
Kerry: i shoulda been a fucking detective.
Lindsey: haha, yes!
Lindsey: it would be so much fun to be [...]

Repugnant IM Chats: Chapter 3

This one’s the most recent of the three. Sorry to keep it short, but I gotta go eat.

Diana: omg I look incredibly chubby in those pics
Kerry: dude me too
Diana: glad I ate that fried chx sandwich today
Kerry: and i swear to god that when i look at myself in the mirror, my jawline does not extend [...]

Repugnant IM Chats, Chapter 2

This one is between Steven and me…

Kerry (3:43 AM):  3. if all the world’s animals could be domesticated, which one would you choose for a pet?
mobiuschickenstrips (3:46 AM):  blobfish
mobiuschickenstrips (3:46 AM):  http://freedomwife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/blobfish.jpg

Kerry (3:47 AM):  that is disgusting
mobiuschickenstrips (3:47 AM):  it looks huggable!
Kerry (3:47 AM):  no it doesn’t! it looks like if you tried to hug it, [...]

Repugnant IM Chats: Chapter 1

Sorting my saved documents, coming across some choice material. And by “choice,” I mean “disgusting and I still laughed real hard.” JamAAkin is Adam, In here I swear is me.

JamAAkin (09:33:39 pm): girls shit out their vag, right?
In here I swear (09:33:49 pm): only when they’re shitting babies
JamAAkin (09:33:50 pm): i think i remember that from [...]

A Stan-turd Experience

In keeping with this site’s scatological theme as of late, here’s an IM conversation held Sunday between me and my very good friend, Adam.

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