Cheeto looks like Jesus, renamed Cheese-us

Seriously.

A youth minister in Texas was leveraging a Cheeto toward his mouth when he realized it resembled a praying Jesus. And now he keeps it in a felt-lined box in a glass case. And he gets interviewed by the news. And surprisingly, he and his youth group aren’t being fanatical about it. They’re being really levelheaded, [...]

NOW WITH PICTURES: What do “Rock the Casbah,” a baby octopus, and Pope John Paul II have in common?

But I haven’t totally wasted my time. There are lots of things on Earth that I have done. In fact, I’ve done some pretty awesome things.

Click below for another list, hopefully also forever partial, of cool things I HAVE done. If you have an unlisted favorite memory of me/us, you let me know.

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The Mark of God?

Right now….some of my co-workers in the office are really excited. A lady has just now noticed that one of my co-workers, who has worked here for nearly 30 years, has a mole shaped like a cross on her forehead.

“It’s a spiritual thing, honey….who knew you were so blessed.”

“She’s a new shrine.”

“I think you’re going to [...]

Man pummels “vampire” peacock

From CNN….

NEW YORK (AP) — A peacock that roamed into the parking lot of a Burger King in New York City was beaten by a man who insisted it was a vampire.

Animal control officials in Staten Island say the bird was beaten so fiercely that most of its tail feathers fell out and it had to [...]