My writing veins have bled pulverized stone for a month. But I’ll send this blip into the atmosphere. I’m a sucker for Michael Cera (me and everyone else, right?) and I know the filmmakers knew JUST what they were doing when they cast him in “Youth in Revolt,” a movie about a nerdy, timid kid constructing [...]
Now that MTV has apparently stopped updating online content for their hilarious mockery of real-life douchebaggery, Is She Really Going Out With Him?, I guess I’ll have to just watch [...]
I thought I was going out of town this weekend to visit my new in-laws. Did I tell you my sister got married? Yep, on Monday October 26, she and Andrew up and got hitched at the courthouse all spur-of-the-moment-like and whirlwind. I found out about it on Facebook. Crazy, right? See, story is…they’ve been engaged [...]
Saturday night was the 5th Rocktoberfest, a Halloween party Patrick throws every year. Everyone dresses up as a musician and most will lip-sync (or actually sing, or dance, or rock out on guitar) a song by their musician. It’s like karaoke but better. This year’s costumes were incredible. Everyone totally brought it. I could never pick [...]
The latest video from Improv Everywhere, a group of NYC-based “undercover agents” who, well, do improv everywhere. In public around people who don’t expect it. This one is a musical and although entertaining throughout, it breaks the ‘awesome’ threshold right around the [...]
Are done.
Whole set here. Many pictures of me looking skinny and hot and oh so young. Also many pictures of you, possibly, if we were kickin’ it back then. Feast your eyes on this taste of [...]
What started as merely a stop to pee became an adventure in WTFness. At Exit 101 on I-40, nearly visible from the interstate, is a huge gas station/restaurant/gift shop called 101 Travel Stop. It’s the only business within sight. It’s enormous; it’s got a second floor I didn’t even go on. And it is full, FULL [...]
Mom and I had time to kill before we could visit Amber and Avan on their second day in the hospital, so I rode along as she ran errands and gave me a tour of areas of Clarksville I rarely see. One of these errands was Rural King.
Mom is a bird watcher. The backyard is peppered [...]
Three enormous Rubbermaid bins sit in my dining room. They’re treasure chests but also suitcase bombs. They hold my half of the contents of my sister’s and my childhood bedroom, conveniently boxed and stored nearly a decade ago after my parents turned it into a guest room. And now opened and remembered by yours truly. Middle [...]