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This is why I don’t play trivia.

Scribblescrawl — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 17:18:07 +0000

192/365: 07-10-10 Wacky Cups Party

Scribblescrawl — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 07:23:07 +0000

Saturday I was invited to a birthday party where dressing “wacky” was mentioned, and bringing a “wacky cup” was encouraged. Even with that in mind, though, there are some sentences you never expect to say.

Like, “There’s a guy here in a beaver costume…with a holstered gun…and cowboy hat…drinking out of a mug shaped like a rattlesnake.”

And then that guy dances his tail off.

THIS is why I love Memphis.

In the next installment of Websites That Use my Flickr Photos

Scribblescrawl — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 18:26:41 +0000

http://blog.mrcostumes.com/2010/05/greek-and-roman-costumes.html

The text is real funny, considering the photo he chose to go with it. Go on. Click through. (the first photo’s mine)

168/365: 06-16-10 Guess whose shirt is the lead image for this website’s Top 20 Worst Souvenir T Shirts list

Scribblescrawl — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 05:23:58 +0000

If you guessed “YOURS?!?!?,” you are correct.

Our custom-made airbrush shirts from the 2005 Destin trip are finally getting the attention they deserve.

List here.

Screencap here:

Grand Entrance Consolation Prize

Scribblescrawl — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 01:31:28 +0000

Man, I could be taking the best photos tonight at a party in the Graceland Suite of the Heartbreak Hotel, but instead I’m going to bed early for tomorrow’s training shift and a meeting with corporate brass. I could go to the party but I’d be pushing my limits. I’d risk missing my alarm clock. I’d risk showing up to the meeting in a hangover cloud smelling of beer-soaked kitsch and leisure suit sweat. At least I’d go in with a smile on my face. But I’m taking the safe road. I’m getting old. Not age old. Boring old. The kind of old that some elderly people never get. Where has my sense of adventure gone? And for that matter, how long HAS it been gone anyway?

I’d hoped the pictures would accompany an epic post, a grand re-entrance into the blogging side of Project 2010. I’ve been gone a while, and I figured I’d treat this place nice like a boyfriend when I got back. But no dice.

So to make myself feel better about my boring night and my failed grand entrance, here’s a consolation prize. Another kind of failed grand entrance. To remind us of what can happen when people let their sense of adventure get the best of them. They run people over. And also to remember, as you’ll see in the clip, how some elderly people never really get Old. Welcome me back, won’t you?

Boys Will Be Girls

Scribblescrawl — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 02:38:54 +0000

Am I on some sort of blog strike or what? I dunno. Fun fact! Historically I have not been close with large groups of girls. Related fun fact! I typically do not enjoy girls-only events because they are pretty much just like this.*

*But less funny.**

**Obviously, none of this is annoying if I do it.

Oregon Trail vs. Mortal Kombat

Scribblescrawl — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 04:55:49 +0000

Where have I been all your lives? I dunno. Around. Here, watch this.

LATE POST. 055/365: 02-24-10 Lovely Ladies

Scribblescrawl — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 06:32:59 +0000

First there was this. A perfectly nice shot, but I couldn’t use it for P365 ’cause I’m not in it.

So I took this. But they photobombed me.

Which led to this.

And this.

Michael Cera visits Jersey Shore

Scribblescrawl — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 07:50:46 +0000

and gets his hairs did.

Thank you Huffington Post, and thank you Steve for sending me the link.

She-Wolf Vs. He-Wolf

Scribblescrawl — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:48:55 +0000

Right here at the bitter end of 2009, I’ve realized I’ve made a huge mistake. A grievous error. I wasted the whole year. It’s a tragedy, truly.

My biggest regret in a year of colossally regretful events is that it took me all year to see the video for Shakira’s single “She-Wolf” and its vastly more entertaining parody video, “He-Wolf.”

I strongly suggest watching these videos unless you are lame and don’t like laughing. Or men prancing about in their briefs (spoiler alert!: he’s a dude and he made a Shakira parody video AND he’s gay!). These videos aren’t exactly NSFW, but they’re not exactly SFW either, due to the whole scantily-clad-people-writhing-around-unsexily-and-inexplicably-singing-that-they-are-werewolves thing. So, uh, fair warning if people at your office start looking at you weird after this. Also, thanks to Hecklerspray for posting about this in a much funnier way.