Saturday I was invited to a birthday party where dressing “wacky” was mentioned, and bringing a “wacky cup” was encouraged. Even with that in mind, though, there are some sentences you never expect to say.
Like, “There’s a guy here in a beaver costume…with a holstered gun…and cowboy hat…drinking out of a mug shaped like a rattlesnake.”
And [...]
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The text is real funny, considering the photo he chose to go with it. Go on. Click through. (the first [...]
If you guessed “YOURS?!?!?,” you are correct.
Our custom-made airbrush shirts from the 2005 Destin trip are finally getting the attention they deserve.
List [...]
Man, I could be taking the best photos tonight at a party in the Graceland Suite of the Heartbreak Hotel, but instead I’m going to bed early for tomorrow’s training shift and a meeting with corporate brass. I could go to the party but I’d be pushing my limits. I’d risk missing my alarm clock. I’d [...]
Am I on some sort of blog strike or what? I dunno. Fun fact! Historically I have not been close with large groups of girls. Related fun fact! I typically do not enjoy girls-only events because they are pretty much just like this.*
*But less funny.**
**Obviously, none of this is annoying if I [...]
Where have I been all your lives? I dunno. Around. Here, [...]
First there was this. A perfectly nice shot, but I couldn’t use it for P365 ’cause I’m not in it.
So I took this. But they photobombed me.
Which led to this.
And this.
and gets his hairs did.
Thank you Huffington Post, and thank you Steve for sending me [...]
Right here at the bitter end of 2009, I’ve realized I’ve made a huge mistake. A grievous error. I wasted the whole year. It’s a tragedy, truly.
My biggest regret in a year of colossally regretful events is that it took me all year to see the video for Shakira’s single “She-Wolf” and its vastly more entertaining [...]
My writing veins have bled pulverized stone for a month. But I’ll send this blip into the atmosphere. I’m a sucker for Michael Cera (me and everyone else, right?) and I know the filmmakers knew JUST what they were doing when they cast him in “Youth in Revolt,” a movie about a nerdy, timid kid constructing [...]