200/365: 07-10-10 Wacky Cups Party

Saturday I was invited to a birthday party where dressing “wacky” was mentioned, and bringing a “wacky cup” was encouraged. Even with that in mind, though, there are some sentences you never expect to say.

Like, “There’s a guy here in a beaver costume…with a holstered gun…and cowboy hat…drinking out of a mug shaped like a rattlesnake.”

And [...]

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The text is real funny, considering the photo he chose to go with it. Go on. Click through. (the first [...]

168/365: 06-16-10 Guess whose shirt is the lead image for this website’s Top 20 Worst Souvenir T Shirts list

If you guessed “YOURS?!?!?,” you are correct.

Our custom-made airbrush shirts from the 2005 Destin trip are finally getting the attention they deserve.

List [...]

Grand Entrance Consolation Prize

Man, I could be taking the best photos tonight at a party in the Graceland Suite of the Heartbreak Hotel, but instead I’m going to bed early for tomorrow’s training shift and a meeting with corporate brass. I could go to the party but I’d be pushing my limits. I’d risk missing my alarm clock. I’d [...]

Boys Will Be Girls

Am I on some sort of blog strike or what? I dunno. Fun fact! Historically I have not been close with large groups of girls. Related fun fact! I typically do not enjoy girls-only events because they are pretty much just like this.*

*But less funny.**

**Obviously, none of this is annoying if I [...]

Oregon Trail vs. Mortal Kombat

Where have I been all your lives? I dunno. Around. Here, [...]

LATE POST. 055/365: 02-24-10 Lovely Ladies

First there was this. A perfectly nice shot, but I couldn’t use it for P365 ’cause I’m not in it.

So I took this. But they photobombed me.

Which led to this.

And this.

Michael Cera visits Jersey Shore

and gets his hairs did.

Thank you Huffington Post, and thank you Steve for sending me [...]

She-Wolf Vs. He-Wolf

Right here at the bitter end of 2009, I’ve realized I’ve made a huge mistake. A grievous error. I wasted the whole year. It’s a tragedy, truly.

My biggest regret in a year of colossally regretful events is that it took me all year to see the video for Shakira’s single “She-Wolf” and its vastly more entertaining [...]

Youth in Revolt

My writing veins have bled pulverized stone for a month. But I’ll send this blip into the atmosphere. I’m a sucker for Michael Cera (me and everyone else, right?) and I know the filmmakers knew JUST what they were doing when they cast him in “Youth in Revolt,” a movie about a nerdy, timid kid constructing [...]