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The desk is two feet wide and he hangs off three sides [...] So apparently power outages do not, in fact, follow the same superstition rules as lightning. They will strike the same place twice without hesitation or mercy. Sunday night, mere days after a tree limb snuggled up to my garage roof and destroyed my power for 10 hours, my power went out AGAIN. There was a storm. I [...] Oh, also it’s Mother’s Day. This little turd didn’t give me a [...] Found some old new!, never before seen! photos on my camera. Sabu’s learned to run from my real camera, so I have to sneak fuzzy shots like the damn paparazzi on my phone and webcam. My life is a rollercoaster. RIGHT?! NOTE: Written on May 9, 2010. Backdated to March [...] What was supposed to be a zombie walk planning meeting turned into me getting far drunker than I meant to and being put to bed on Lindsey’s couch. So I guess I kinda ended up zombie-like. Here I am waving my arm around for some dumb reason. Ain’t Jack cute. So last night’s shenanigans have left me feeling [...] People like cats, right? And the Internet, right? I think I’m really onto something with the “cats on the Internet” idea I made up [...] Perfect temperature, perfectly chilled breeze, no clouds in the sky. Blue bliss. I’m trying to spend as much time outside, or at least next to an open window, today as possible. I even let Miles stay outside for a few seconds after his customary dash out the back door every time I open it. I took [...] How did Miles’ lair end up on the floor tonight? I haven’t touched it. I’ll give you [...] Crazy news day. Farrah Fawcett died, and the mayor of Memphis resigned, and Michael Jackson died. Briefly, a rumor circulated that Jeff Goldblum had died. Someone somewhere probably saw Jesus in a grease stain. Apple approved softcore porn on the iPhone. What the hell, world? All this upset makes me want a constant. And if there’s one [...] |
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