037/365: 02-06-10 Arrival and Departure

These two present-unwrappin’ darlins are having a little darlin’ of their own. His name will be Henry and he is due in March. He will be one awesome kid, I’m sure, because he’s got two awesome parents. I love these guys a whole lot and have all the confidence in the world that their baby [...]

The Trials and Troubles of Being a Baby

Toys! YES!

Toys! NO!

** Photos and caption and whole entire joke stolen from Mom’s Facebook page**

“Baby brewing, Meber style”

So what kind of sister would I be if I saw this photo on my pregnant sister’s Facebook page and DIDN’T steal it and post it on Flickr, Twitter and Scribblescrawl? Seriously, I would be completely remiss in my sisterly duties if I did not let the world gaze upon the poise and grace of [...]

Day 31: I’m gonna be an aunt!

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That little beanhead up there is gonna have a little beanhead!

I’ve never called my sister a beanhead before tonight, but for some reason I couldn’t get the name out of my mind. Maybe because babies look like beans in ultrasounds. A lot of you (whoever you may be) probably know this news already, [...]

Day 26: Jenny Bilderbaby and El Mezcal

Had a terribly awful workday. Wanted to punch a client directly in his mean fucking face. Also wanted to give my boss’s boss the what for. And I do not normally openly acknowledge this type of pure sincere hostility. So you know I mean it. Had it not been for my scheduled lunch with coworkers [...]

The Long San Diego Story, Day Three

Includes: The Zoo, not getting into Comic-Con.

And Trapped in the Closet.

OVERHEARD

Me, reading off a card in a hotel: They say these sheets are really fancy.
Mark Moore: Yeah, I’m about to sheet my pants.