This one’s the most recent of the three. Sorry to keep it short, but I gotta go eat.
Diana: omg I look incredibly chubby in those pics
Kerry: dude me too
Diana: glad I ate that fried chx sandwich today
Kerry: and i swear to god that when i look at myself in the mirror, my jawline does not extend lower than mychin.
Diana: when I stand in front of the mirror, I promise my gut does not hang below my pants
Diana: unfortunately, I cannot say the same for when I am sitting’
Kerry: neither can i **takes big gulp of budweiser**
Diana: I’d type faster, but it’s hard with one hand wrapped around a ben and jerry’s tub
Kerry: HAHAH
Kerry: sometimes i have trouble reaching the keyboard around my enormous gut.
Diana: I wish I had a pc, cause I’ve er, outgrown my LAPtop
Diana: I used to be able to see my boobs, but now I can’t see over my chins
Kerry: thank god my computer has voice recognition, because my fingers are way too heavy to lift.
Diana: HAHA
Kerry: plus, at about a solid inch across, it’s really hard to type.
Kerry: i keep hitting multiple keys
Diana: I know
Diana: hold on, I’ve gotta hire a forklift
Diana: (I have to pee)
Kerry: HAHAHA
Kerry: have you seen that really gory factory safety youtube video that’s been making the rounds?
<<< TWO MINUTE PAUSE >>>
Diana: no
Diana: sorry, I was placing an order for doughnut delivery
Kerry: that’s ok, i ate a pizza while i was waiting
Diana: HAHA
Diana: ME TOO!
Diana: why am I always so tired?
Kerry: my chewing muscles can do, like, a million reps.
