Chapter 2: Oh Blobfish!

This one is between Steven and me…

Kerry (3:43 AM):  3. if all the world’s animals could be domesticated, which one would you choose for a pet?
mobiuschickenstrips (3:46 AM):  blobfish
mobiuschickenstrips (3:46 AM):  http://freedomwife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/blobfish.jpg

Kerry (3:47 AM):  that is disgusting
mobiuschickenstrips (3:47 AM):  it looks huggable!
Kerry (3:47 AM):  no it doesn’t! it looks like if you tried to hug it, it would slip out of your grasp like a greased beanbag chair
Kerry (3:48 AM):  a greased beanbag chair with a FACE
Kerry (3:48 AM):  which is unnatural and repellant
mobiuschickenstrips (3:48 AM):  to which i would quip mentos-commercial style “oh blobfish!” *audience laughs*
mobiuschickenstrips (3:49 AM):  if that thing made pokemon noises and could breath O2, then it wins…otherwise, a strange looking dog
mobiuschickenstrips (3:49 AM):  JELLYFISH!
mobiuschickenstrips (3:49 AM):  i could stare at those motherfuckers for hours
Kerry (3:50 AM):  ok, jellyfish in their habitat, when they’re all neon and fluid and round….yes, very beautiful. in fact, i have pics on scribblescrawl of me face to glass looking at jellyfish.
mobiuschickenstrips (3:50 AM):  i have seen
Kerry (3:51 AM):  but that blobfish picture? that looks like a deflated ziggy cartoon
mobiuschickenstrips (3:51 AM):  pfft…i suppose great minds can’t always think alike…that’d be boring
Kerry (3:51 AM):  true
Kerry (3:51 AM):  show me the pic again when i’m sober
Kerry (3:52 AM):  speaking of that, it’s 4 am and i have a meeting at 8:45… gotta sleep, as much as i don’t want to.
Kerry (3:52 AM):  especially now, since i’m gonna have nightmares about deflated ziggy
mobiuschickenstrips (3:53 AM):  he likes you! just imagine some raggedy ass seaweed on his lower half, doubling as a beard….so cuddly!
Kerry (3:55 AM):  i hate your ass, but you also make me laugh very hard